I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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