When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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