So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
