My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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