Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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