the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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