u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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