No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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