If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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