We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
