i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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