Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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