how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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