Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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