"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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