Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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