The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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