I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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