Taylor Swift is so right about you.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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