They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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