I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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