So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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