I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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