I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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