Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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