I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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