ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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