Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
kristin has been a bad kristin
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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