all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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