Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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