just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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