She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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