He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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