Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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