Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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