Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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