are you still at the devil's house?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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