dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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