Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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