the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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