Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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