She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
a bad idea.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch