God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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