He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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