I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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