38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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