i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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