***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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