are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
