Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
my vag is so smooth its legendary
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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