Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.