how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway