matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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