That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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