So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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